Even better than washing the car

Hmph. Seems to never fail. We get a few days of nice, sunny weather here, so I turn the sprinkler timer back on . . . and it rains. I kid you not, every time I set the lawn sprinklers to automatic, it rains. And you can bet your bottom dollar that (no matter what the weather report says) if I turn them off, it'll be nice and sunny for the next week at least . . . but if I leave them on, it'll keep raining.